Happy Birthday, Bro! ♥

“Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR RUBEN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!"

You will probably never read this, but never mind. One day you will. 

This is my brother, as of today, he's officially 15 years of age. Another year older, hopefully another year wiser and another year more handsome too! I remember when we were younger, we had so many things to talk about. Our fantasy universe of talking mice as a dominant race and intergalactic battles. The stupid and lame, but oh-so-fun games we'd used to play on roadtrips just to kill time. Time well spent together, I would say. Now we're more grown up, not that interested in such things any more. But it'll be forever etched in my memories.

Today, we have totally different lives, different interests, different personalities, different looks. Some people don't even think we're actually related, let alone siblings before seeing our names, or seeing us together. Sometimes, we say we don't even like each other. Well sometimes that's true, we annoy each other often enough. But the Malay proverb quotes that "air dicincang tidak akan putus" which translates to "water will not break even when you slice it" which means, however much we fight, we will always love each other, the relationship will never be terminated.

That time mama just realized you weren't in 15 yet, so she didn't let you go on your PD trip. Which is true, you weren't even 15 until today. But she thought you were already 16, because you look so matured and grown up, act mature too. Although sometimes your rashness ends up with you doing something dumb. But, I'm not even 17 yet, and you're 16 already? Yeah right :P

Tomorrow I'm making dinner (I think), unless you wanna go out somewhere nice for dinner? HAHA. Anyway, happy birthday again! Kor loves you, you know that? ♥ And when we're totally older, we should like go out and celebrate together :P

P/S: And so sad (or happy depending on how you like it), tomorrow's a holiday, so you won't get raped by all your friends. HAHAHA! Never mind, they'll probably get you on Tuesday anyway. :P

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIDDO!

Jeremy.

Okay maybe your name is not Jeremy, but it's a hot name, dude. Anyway, Mr. Tan Zhong Yih, whom I've come to know quite well only this year, even though I've known you for like 3 years? You probably don't know me. But obviously now you do, since I'm the always-in-your-face guy. You probably will never ever see this since you don't even get online. What a sad, sad kid. Okay, maybe you're life is filled with awesomeness but I don't know about it, because you're apparently a very...secretive person. Dark, as some would put it. But I can see through your shade of innocence to see the horny perverted bitch inside you. I think I'm overusing the word bitch -.- Ohkay, sorry :D So anyway, DID YOU READ MY CARD? (Well, our cards, I'm helping them say this too) I'm sure you loved them.

And I know you definitely liked our small quaint little pizza-muffin party, even though you don't show it. You don't show enough emotions, just blabber more out, obviously not everything, or else you're dignity would be in jeopardy. (Duh!) How dare you get more marks for your English essay! Cedric's birthday gift to you? That twat! D:

Happy birthday Jeremy Tan Zhong Yih, you lied to the class about your birthday but me, expert stalker, found your Facebook page (which you still haven't accepted me as your friend) with your real birthday on it. So, cheers! Happy 16th year bro :D May God bless you in everything you do! XOXO.

B.

Tek.

Of you're 16 years of life. I've only known you for a mere 5 and a half months, but I can tell that I've made your life even more awesome. Don't you dare try to deny it, because I know things. Happy birthday, my dear! May your life be filled with awesomeness in every aspect that you venture in. Oh yeah, and you're still an overly narcissistic and self-absorbed solipsist like I said on your Facebook wall earlier on. Cheers to you!

XOXO 
♥ B.