Day 27

Most friendly people don't just know someone for one day, they leave a good impression on people, for that they garner many friends. Maybe it means, you got to know them the last day they were in town or something.

Personally, I don't have any one-day friends. My friends are all long-term, fall outs are inevitable but we work our way around it, but anyhoo, here goes.

To the friendliest person I knew for only one day,

Why did we only know each other for one day? If you're that awesome, and obviously I'm awesome, then we should stay friends longer, or forever (I have my doubts on the latter). So there's basically nothing to say to you, I tried :P

B.

31 Aug 2011

Well it's Independence Day today. Happy 54th, Malaysia! S'not easy being a multicultural, multiracial, multilingual diverse nation, yeah? But Malaysia takes to cake on this, sure there're some...unrest every now and then, but nothing's perfect. x)

Bit of info for ya, Malaysia's journey to independence wasn't that simple. Supposedly though, the things we learn in Sejarah are bullshit concocted by the government to protect their already corrupted image, that's what dad says anyway. Of course, there's some truth in it, but whatever x)

Been up since five a.m. did some stretches and got online. As expected, nobody's online, so surfed the net aimlessly. What do I intend on doing today? Simple. Pack my bag(s) and get a haircut and all that to make myself more presentable for our long-awaited class trip. Ehstrians really gonna go wild yo! For now, I'm hungry. But trying to curb my appetite so, as mom said, FLEE FROM TEMPTATION (okay the Bible too)

Title?

I don't talk/think/act like some people would stereotype Chinese Malaysians, so don't mind be being supposedly 'different'. And don't point your fingers saying I'm the weird one when you yourself don't act normal. Bah! Hypocrites.

And I look like some sort of bad-ass vampire with 'dark circles around my eyes', sure you may think Twilight sucks, but to me vampires look like that (but obviously they don't sparkle, that's what fairies are for). Also the dark circles help disguise my apparently-obvious eyebags. Vampires over retards yo!

So far, the holidays have been boring. Oh look, I'm still sitting here with absolutely no intention of touching my homework still. That, my friends, is how you spell LIFELESS. Naww, joking, my life is awesome! And I think I'm gonna continue my 30-day-letter challenge, I stopped at Day 26 'cause I got bored of it. But I'm bored of being bored now so I'm gonna go bore myself with something that bored me before. I should start packing my stuff, yeah?

Anybody recommend any awesome books for me to read? I like bimbo-romance (Confessions of a Shopaholic type), The Hunger Games/I Am Number Four-type, and please please please, in English x)

And I still think with the British accent in my mind. Awesome! Uhh...I mean wicked :D

B.

Constipation

The title refers to mental-constipation i.e. unable to crap out anything to write, not the having-difficulty-passing-motion constipation. Super looking forward to the class trip now! Psyched! :D I finished the third season of Skins UK today, yes that's how lifeless I am. Oh and had a somewhat-life group congregation, uhh...gathering sounds more appropriate. Awesome...lunch x)

Did you know? Oreos are love, I love them so. See? Constipation. Voila! So...see ya guys on Thursday, yeah?

Randomise.

This is a random post because I vowed to post up at least one blog post per day until this Thursday, which actually isn't that long so I don't know what the point is. But oh well, nothing wrong with it right? So, let's talk about random topics. First, Skins Season 3 is awesome, but I still prefer the first 2 seasons. Just 'cause of Maxxie. And Cook from S3 is annoying, I don't like him, Nana seems to though, because he's badass I suppose. Sometimes I wonder if they named Effy that because she's EFFing awesome? Random thought.

Next, I prefer the songs from Born This Way over The Fame/The Fame Monster, cause the songs are so much deeper and have true meanings in life. Well my life anyway, don't know 'bout yours yeah? But TF and TFM tracks are still catchy though, still kinda meaningless compared to BTW.

Okay what's next? Oh yeah! PANGKOR TRIP! Damn looking forward to it. Can you believe it's my first ever vacation-type trip without my parents? Well obviously you can since I'm such a, well y'know. So whatever. Sun, shades and friends (okay maybe not shades, okay semi-shades) what other thing could be better? Mental note to self: Check and doublecheck my items list just in case I miss out something which I haven't even started packing yet. Okay that's so rhetorical, but whatever!

Hmm, moving on. You know what's awesome? The British accent! It's so dreamy, I'm gonna attempt to learn it, don't know how but I will...sooner or later. Oh yeah, and the MTV VMAs 2011 were this morning (here in Malaysia), I'm not gonna go in full detail of that (I actually don't go in full detail of anything) so you go find out about it yourselves. But Born This Way - Lady Gaga, won best video with a message. And I agree, we are all born this way so accept yourselves and be awesome! Unless you're a retarded bimbo then carry on. (that make's no relevance to anything but whatever :D)

Randomization in a long passage isn't actually working for me. I suck D: Naww, I'm awesome and I was born this way! Haha x) Cheers!

B.

What a waste.

Well, today's been a productive day, yeah? HELL NO! I've wasted my precious Sunday to watch some random college football team from who-knows-where (they got some hot players though) play against Malaysia's sucky national team. Geez, national team vs random college team. You'd think they'd actually do better. Okay maybe 1-1 is considerably okay for their standard. Hahahha x) I'm dissing on my own country's team, how patriotic of me, yeah?

And lately I've been speaking with a British accent in my mind, still trying to converse in it though, sooner or later I'll get the hang of it, yeah? And you might've noticed I end my questions with 'yeah?' instead of 'right?' that's because Maxxie Oliver does it that way and he's sooooooo awesome and hot and everything :D (RL name: Mitch Hewer)

So, during the match I kept grumbling and mumbling to leave. How sporting is that? Evidently, my mere presence is already sporting enough as I don't give a crap about sports, especially football. Football-avid fans just ignore that yeah? So in the end me, Weng Hei and Bel went out to the 7-11 to buy stuff.

Conclusion: Epic waste of time! Oh wait, there's a free shirt from wherever and supposedly lots of Gerko marks (which is highly unlikely for this sort of crap). Oh damn, I still got the fucking moral project to do and add maths homework and History notes. Hot damn, and I'm supposed to finish them in 2 days? Well cause I'll be in Pangkor for 3 days, and obviously I'm not the type to do homework on a Sunday, and I intend to go out shopping for some essential (and non-essential too) stuff for my trip so yeah. Okay nevermind, fuck moral. I'll do my History notes first, ages since I did mind-mapping and caricatures, wanna give it another go, yeah?

B. (for Bryan, BornThisWay, Balls, Boobs and what not xD)

致：郑国俊师

Yesterday was the last day we had with Mr. Tay Kok Jun ): Even though not many of us expressed forlorn faces about his departure, it was a moment I didn't want to have to face. I don't know about the rest of the Ehstrians but this is from me.

Me and probably the rest of EPC would feel this way though. Sure, we may not be the brightest students, nor the most attentive ones. But don't let that shroud the attachment we had with him. (oh snap, I forgot to take a photo of the card to attach it here, oh well)

To teacher:

We'll miss you dearly, and only partially because of Pn Ya's return (ugh). Do come back and visit yeah? Never have I met such an open-minded educator (note: this is from my point of view), I don't know how to put all of what I'm thinking into words now but I know one thing.

You are awesome (: Good luck in every aspect you pursue in the future!

-B (27/8)

Form 4 - Difference

To be honest, I never thought this year would be such an awesome one, filled with fun-loving awesome new friends. I guess I thought it would be like the past 2 years, with me feeling unsociable because of some sort of interest gap or something. Boy, was I wrong. Ehstrians and EPCians coupled with a few of the awesomest teachers I've eve had made my Form 4 life superduperawesomepossumlicious. I'm gonna be really frank here, not my name's not gonna be Frank from now on, geez.

Alvin, Tek, Jayden and XinYing were the last people I thought I'd get along with. Turns out to be the exact opposite. No it's not cause you guys are ugly, stupid or anything, it's just...I don't know, there was this feeling in my gut. Now I know my intuition sucks. This year's been a blast, though it's not over yet, it already gave me the feeling that my life was completed. Sure, I failed my first ever subject and got recorded so many times in the Blue Card already (damn!) And as for my meanness of lip, my deepest sincerest apologies, even though they were just for laughs (don't take it too hard), and that's just 'cause I'm kinda a straightforward guy who just can't shut the hell up at times.

Times change, and so do people. That is a saying that rings very true, I used to be this utter introvert who emos all the time during primary one to three, then it got better when a few turns of events occurred, in form one and two, I was a quiet person again, form three was better but still no there yet. But this year, God dammit I'm a sucker for chat topics and...uhh how do I put this...memanglah chatterbox. Personality change 360 degrees! Yeah man, that's just how I roll, usually if I type this block of text, I would keep it to myself but I've decided to post it out anyway.

And holy shit and starting to become evil. (and swearing D:) My goody-two-shoes reputation has been destroyed. but who cares, life isn't about being perfect, it's about living it to the max! Anyway, I love you all, so much that I can't really put it into words (well I just did, but you know what I mean right?) Oh yeah, 'you all' doesn't actually apply to EVERYONE IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD, there are some bitchy bitches that get on my nerves oh-so-badly, like they memang cari pasal denganku. 


I can be a great person to be with when I want to, but when I get serious, you better not fuck around with me. And I take my personal work (homework not included) very seriously, just bear that in mind :)

Remember, Bryan loves you lots!
-B.

Skins UK

Helloooooooooo non-existent reader (P.S. if you're reading this then cancel out the non-existent part). Don't you just love life? It's just so awesome. Pshh, I intended on making this a proper productive blogpost but hey what the heck! Hello there.

Well, things have been great so far. Minus the various mishaps every now and then. Nobody's perfect, we all have our flaws, but we're still awesome because we were born this way! I saw on urbandictionary.com that the phrase 'born this way' is now used as a retort for any insult out there. Oh speaking of born this way, (but totally no correspondence to it), have you heard of Skins? The UK version. It's like this awesome teen drama (the content is more like 18sx+ but the characters are supposedly teens [I think]) I don't know how to describe it more at the moment, still watching it. It's about this group of friends, British (I absolutely adore their accent by the way :D) and their lives. Totally unexpected, okay maybe some expected but yeah. AND AND AND!!! Mitch Hewer is hotttttttt :D I don't care if that sounds gay, because HE IS HOT! He plays Maxxie Oliver, the gay kid, in the show. :D

Note: If you're strongly against profanities, the British accent, or profanities IN the British accent, I suggest you keep away. But still, go watch it :D

Oh and there's this random-chat site that let's you randomly chat with people (hence the term random-chat) with complete anonymity. (Mostly horny people there though).

Cheers for visiting! (Cheers means thanks in the UK, apparently, oh God I love their accent)
-B. :D