Well, I'll tell you a little bit of myself. First off, if you know me in real life, which I'm actually positive you do, you would know that I'm a compulsive narcissist and talker. I'm kinda tall, I guess. And fat. God dammit, I'm fat. And I embrace the truth because I was (well not exactly) Born This Way. (Sorry, just HAD to make a Lady Gaga reference). I'm a fan of mainstream pop music (No, not ALL of them), Rihanna, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga (as you can see in the previous statement) are my favourites. No, I do not hate Justin Bieber. No, I'm not gay for not hating him. Yes, I'm offended by people using the word 'gay' as slander.
One thing, I love to cause controversies, because they're fun (duh). And insults, oh how I love insults. I personally can speak a few languages -- English (most commonly used), Chinese (kinda laggish), Malay (used in random quotes), Sarcasm (complementary to my speech of all languages), and Insults (because I like to). I used to be a VERY quiet guy. Wanna know why? Because as I am English-educated since young, I seldom speak Chinese, and guess what, I go to a Chinese school, nothing much to talk about (because I was shy to use speak in Chinese). And how about now? Awesomeness in its full magnificence.
And apparently, I'm reverting to childish ways lately, but they're like so much more fun than being a mature douche bag (lol). I, as the narcissist I am, likes to call myself many things, usually awesome. Apparently, I have been contaminated by my friends and now I have a sick mind. Thanks guys.
So, this is all, for now. Stay tuned for more. -B.
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