Okay maybe your name is not Jeremy, but it's a hot name, dude. Anyway, Mr. Tan Zhong Yih, whom I've come to know quite well only this year, even though I've known you for like 3 years? You probably don't know me. But obviously now you do, since I'm the always-in-your-face guy. You probably will never ever see this since you don't even get online. What a sad, sad kid. Okay, maybe you're life is filled with awesomeness but I don't know about it, because you're apparently a very...secretive person. Dark, as some would put it. But I can see through your shade of innocence to see the horny perverted bitch inside you. I think I'm overusing the word bitch -.- Ohkay, sorry :D So anyway, DID YOU READ MY CARD? (Well, our cards, I'm helping them say this too) I'm sure you loved them.
And I know you definitely liked our small quaint little pizza-muffin party, even though you don't show it. You don't show enough emotions, just blabber more out, obviously not everything, or else you're dignity would be in jeopardy. (Duh!) How dare you get more marks for your English essay! Cedric's birthday gift to you? That twat! D:
Happy birthday Jeremy Tan Zhong Yih, you lied to the class about your birthday but me, expert stalker, found your Facebook page (which you still haven't accepted me as your friend) with your real birthday on it. So, cheers! Happy 16th year bro :D May God bless you in everything you do! XOXO.
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