Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Day 21

To the someone I judged by your first impression.
Dear Tek,

You are so what I thought of you, retarded but funny. Although I still don't know what made me think that but still, it was true. And don't you deny your retardedness, because there's no point denying what we all already know. I still sense something shady about you though. And since I'm partially psychic, yeah, you know the drill. And I can't believe your first impression of me was that I was a mature-serious guy. Well actually I am, but I never put it on my face before. There's like this perpetual smile here and I don't know how you got it, are you like, psychic too? But then again, you doubted your own prowess, so you still fail.

Dear Jayden,

While you were thinking I was a fluent-Chinese speaking guy, which is like 180 degrees around of the truth (this is epic), I was thinking that you were the kind of, well, prefect (like my dear weird friend Jeremy Tan), the good boy who finishes all his homework on time and pays attention in class like any form 1 person would expect a prefect to be, God damn I was totally wrong, no offense. Well yeah, both our first impressions of each other were wrong, but we get along swell. And I was totally in OMG-state when you said you speak Chinese at home.

Dear Jeremy,

Well you're totally not what I was expecting about you, sure you may be the generous kind awesome hardworking genius kid (okay maybe not that much anymore), but there's that perverted side of you that I never would have thought would come from a guy who looks so innocently pure like you. Guess this truly means don't judge a book by its cover eh? The first time we talked, which wasn't that long ago, at the beginning of the year (I don't know why I talked to you by the way, but I'm so glad I did), I was thinking Oh-Em-Gee this guy is like so innocent. Little did I know...Okay I guess I'm not psychic anymore, oh wait i said I was partially psychic, so I'm right. And the colourful language you possess, fascinating. And I still can't wrap my mind around the fact that you actually speak English at home. 'Cause you're like so typical Chinese, well not exactly anymore now that the image of you in my mind has been altered forever. So yeah. But we're friends right? And why the hell do you laugh for no apparent reason when you look at me? Oh well.

Dear other people who I've misjudged,

Apparently I was wrong, many times over. But first impressions are what keeps you going right, especially if they spawn from rumours, (put's on British accent) you certainly must find out! Cheers!

B.

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