To my ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush,
First things first, you don't exist, unfortunately, because so far I am single. No I'm not gonna be a bachelor for life. Just currently single. But hypothetically if I was your ex-boyfriend, why would we even have broken up? I'm like so awesome. Okay maybe not, but I think I am. Someone said, "If you think you can, you can." So yeah. Okay so here's the generic break-up speech that they use oh-so-often on public television. I think it starts with "We have to talk" then "It's not me it's you" and some crap here and ending with "I hope we can still be friends" and then get slapped. Okay that's kinda cruel. So I’m currently single ftw. :D
But since you don't exist (at the time of publishing), well you know the drill. And no I do not believe in love at first sight, so if you think I do, think again. 'Cause if I fell in love with you once, I've probably known you for like, forever. However, lust at first, that I do believe in. And good thing I'm not a lusty person eh?
Okay, that's that.
B.
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