Wednesday, 22 June 2011

Day 22

To the someone I want to give a second chance to.
Dear Alvin, my retarded friend whom I just met this year,

I am psychic so don't think you can hide stuff from me. I know you're secretly dying for me to give you a second chance at being awesome, because somehow you failed the first time (quote; yourself).And that I will, I will give you a second chance to prove yourself worth of being included in an actual 30-Day-Letter-Challenge (30DLC) post. But until then, you're just a retarded-looking-yet-seriously-narcissistic bitch who is like so smart (but without actual common sense, just book smarts) [Intelligence and retardation have little to do with each other]. And I know you think I'm a trustworthy person, because I just am, duh. So yeah. Here's to your second chance of being awesome!

Cheers!
B.

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