Sunday, 12 June 2011

Day 12

To the person I hate most/caused me a lot of pain.
To you, the annoying bitchy mosquito,

You and your little mosquito friends have sucked on my sweet life-giving blood long enough. I seem to be a blood bank for the hungry...mosquitoes. I know my blood is full of awesomeness and sweetness. (Am I diabetic, I myself don't know). You and your proboscis have caused swelling, itchiness and pain to me one time too many. The engorged inflamed skin that you've punctured with that apparently-sharp-enough-to-penetrate-through-my-skin proboscis left itchy protrusions on my already blemished skin, and caused me to scratch the 'site of incision' so hard that it sometimes bleeds and leave painful tiny open sores. That is a lot of pain. One of these days, I'm gonna get so pissed that I'm gonna go get my insect-spray and those electrical tennis racquet things and make you perish! I'm glorifying you enough by including you in a 'person' post, giving you humanistic cognitive abilities. Well that's that. I hate you bitches. Even though, I'm like haemophobic to my own blood, I still take joy in killing you and seeing my crimson blood splatter over your writhing, dead remains.

Remember, you were warned. -Puts on serious face and holds up imaginary electrical tennis racquet thingy-

B.

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